For some reason I gladly accept that I am a pretentious piece of toilet paper. I pride myself as one of the most arrogant and ostentatious man on Earth... For christ sake look at the usage of my extended-knowledge-of-vocabulary. But, well no, I'm not whom I described earlier at all. See, a person who is aware of themselves (like myself *wink*), for me, is not pretentious. As a matter of fact, I think it's the complete opposite of what I just comment on.
If you were, to read carefully... You will be realised that; "Hey! I think I got something out of this reading." No you don't. This is just me... sober... In a room, pretending to be something I am not. Trying not to fit in, trying to seduce you, the reader, and failed... miserably.
The truth is... I'm not a person who writes, but given the circumstance that I have faced, I have to... To do something, or to just... express... myself, I suppose.
sorry, i swear not to swear.